Tightrope Daredevil Gifts

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Bob's Driving School.

"Tong!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

The Path

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."