Tightrope Tactician Gifts

Food prices.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Information Tightrope.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

My first mistake.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Human males marking territory.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Fly Tightrope walker

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Hire Wire Act

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Frankie and Annette.

Trapeze artists commuting

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'George and I met on line!'

The Great Laundini

Tightrope Walker

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.