Teepee Creator Pillows

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

New Guy.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Golfer couple just married

"Mind if we play through?"

Washing Massive Cup.

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'It's something like bronc busting, only you're not up in the air as much.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

Riding a Teapot

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

Highway cone tepee.

This cowboy life really sucks