Tupperware Enthusiasts Pillows

"We met at a tupperware party.£

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Tupperware Wolf

Drinking Hats

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Football Drinks

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

'Could you tell the court if you recognize this.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'

Bully in the China Shop

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"Congrats! It's a spork."

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."