Tupperware Tactician Gifts

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Kitchen Tetris

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Building business relations.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Tupperware Wolf

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Snooker.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."