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'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

A spy

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Geekasaurus.

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

US Camouflage School

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Have a nice day"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Anthrax scare.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Where did you get that?"

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'