Security Camera Collector T-Shirts

'I've starred in lots of security camera videos...'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

A spy

Mouse security camera.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

US Camouflage School

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Antique Selfie

"Have a nice day"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Cautious photojournalist.

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Anthrax scare.

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Milk production

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"Tell me about the bar codes and sales prices on the back of your certification diplomas."

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"Where did you get that?"

Moving walkway to King's throne.

"Sign of the times, eh?"