Security Camera Collector Pillows

'I've starred in lots of security camera videos...'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

A spy

Mouse security camera.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Antique Selfie

US Camouflage School

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Have a nice day"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Cautious photojournalist.

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Anthrax scare.

Moving walkway to King's throne.

Milk production

"Tell me about the bar codes and sales prices on the back of your certification diplomas."

"Where did you get that?"

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Sign of the times, eh?"