Camera Collection Pillows

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Candid Camera store.

Sport Utility Boot.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

Girl holding money.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"You have ice water in your veins."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

Antique Selfie

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

My first Boyfriend.

'He tried to take away fuzzy bear.'

Missing Sock

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.