Photo Collecting Pillows

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Embarrassing Photos.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Framed Lady

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Great photo."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"That's two days after you were born."

Antique Selfie

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

Cautious photojournalist.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Moving walkway to King's throne.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'And this model is also a digital camera.'