Photo Collecting Pillows

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Embarrassing Photos.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Framed Lady

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Great photo."

Scenes from a Vacation

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Antique Selfie

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"That's two days after you were born."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Cautious photojournalist.

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Moving walkway to King's throne.

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Shootouts For Cowboys Who Don't Really Like Guns.

Polygamist