Camera Collecting Pillows

In the Nostalgia District

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Utility Chic.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Antique Selfie

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Cautious photojournalist.

Moving walkway to King's throne.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Camera Man

'And this model is also a digital camera.'

Sheriff: Out to Lynch

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'