Dashboard Camera Collector Pillows

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I started a collection!"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

Used wheels

Playing cards.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Utility Chic.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

First and last day as census taker...

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

No room to hang his diploma.

Antique Selfie

The evolution of a woman's purse.