Dashboard Camera Collector Gifts

'If you let me chase you through that field so I can get my dash-cam video on TV, I'll forget all about this little speeding incident!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I started a collection!"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

Playing cards.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Used wheels

Utility Chic.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

First and last day as census taker...

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

Antique Selfie