Collecting Vintage Cameras Pillows

'Are you watching my birdie?!'

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cats on Board.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Henry Fox Talbot

"So much for that vintage!"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."

Books On Paper

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.