Antique Camera Lover Pillows

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Henry Fox Talbot

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Two reporters interview each other.

Books of Tablets

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

The Old Curiosity Shop

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

'Oh, Herb, our new camera! Couldn't you at least have handed it to me?'

My own museum.

The director said 'cut'!

Antique silver

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Watch the birdie...'

Queen Anne

Social lens of the photojournalist

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'