Antique Camera Lover Gifts

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Man Ray

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Two reporters interview each other.

Books of Tablets

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

The Old Curiosity Shop

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

My own museum.

'Oh, Herb, our new camera! Couldn't you at least have handed it to me?'

Antique silver

The director said 'cut'!

Queen Anne

'Watch the birdie...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'