Vintage Photographer Enthusiast Gifts

Why Early Photographers Didn't Take Selfies

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

You had me at vintage.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."