Vintage Photography Enthusiast Gifts

Man having his equestrian portrait taken by a photographer

VJ Day Photo Parody

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Man...You age great!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Historic Bank Jobs.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'