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Why Early Photographers Didn't Take Selfies

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Man...You age great!'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Typewriters and Laptops.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."