Security Cameras Pillows

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Candid Camera store.

No Soliciting

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Man Ray

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Automation of Security

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Mouse security camera.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

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No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Your father installed a security system.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"