Safety Gadgets Mugs

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Cricket Accidents.

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Smartphone Sonogram

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Ready for a run!

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Data Dude' magazine.

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

"Sign of the times, eh?"

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

"Really?"