Personal Protective Equipment Gifts

Mask use and eating

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Cricket Accidents.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Don't invade his space."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

The Daily Planet: The Newspaper that listen to you.

"I'm just browsing."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The Death of Your Privacy.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV