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Mask use and eating

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Cricket Accidents.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

"Don't invade his space."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

I took up antkeeping.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

The Daily Planet: The Newspaper that listen to you.

"I'm just browsing."

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

The Death of Your Privacy.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."