Surf Lifesaver Gifts

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

Coastguard

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'Oh - It's you.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

An angel crying

From trash to treasure

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Double life.

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Surfer.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.