Surf Lifesaver Gifts

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Coastguard

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'Oh - It's you.'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

An angel crying

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

From trash to treasure

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

Double life.

Surfer.

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Rats in a lifeboat.