Seashells Gifts

Clogged Shell

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

'I hear a tiny voice complaining about global warming.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"When they hold us to their ears, you can hear the pulsing sound of their blood."

Shell Pods

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"This is it? No video?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

There it is – my dream beach house.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'