Seashell Stitcher Gifts

Woman knitting the sea

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Sportknitting

Quilting Bee.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

"It's your mother calling."

'I can hear the sea.'