Seashell Stitcher T-Shirts

Woman knitting the sea

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Clogged Shell

Sportknitting

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Quilting Bee.

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'I can hear the sea.'

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."