Seashell Seller At Heart Pillows

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'You have ear wax.'

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

"I've been evicted."

'I can hear the sea.'