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"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Clive Anderson

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Science Applied to Art

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

The herd of hearing.

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Things can only get worse...

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"