Ocean Listener T-Shirts

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

"I've got an app for that."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.