Ocean Listener Pillows

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

"I've got an app for that."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge