Ocean Sounds Appreciator Pillows

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fish mobsters.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Marine Band

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"I've got an app for that."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"This looks like a good spot."

Quartet of mermaids

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Octopus-bagpipes

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

Mermaid Playing Whale's Teeth.

Musician busking for fish.

Beats me how me got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

"As a living space, it's positively nightmarish, but the acoustics are quite good."

'I can hear the sea in stereo!'