Oceanic Reader Pillows

Surfboarder reading.

Chicken soup for the sole.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Oceanographer

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"I've got an app for that."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

Walt Whitman

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Violinist on a surfboard

'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

The Evolution of fish

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Mermaid Environmentalist

"The body's been in the water for a long time."

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?