Epic Reader Pillows

Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace

Walt Whitman

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Cariactures

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

X-ray Psychology.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

wattle covers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'E-books?'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Spam in Hell.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Which one's yours?"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.