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"Speed reader...?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'E-books?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Jane Austen

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"Delivery."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Stephen King

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

Man reading a tablet in library.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Walt Whitman

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

George Orwell.

"He calls it the eBible."

Mao Zedong.

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'