Sea Listener Pillows

Try me/try me/try me...

Audio Books

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Science Applied to Art

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

The herd of hearing.

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"I've got an app for that."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Things can only get worse...