Listening to the earth
Earth Listener T-Shirts
Show off their eco-conscious spirit with stylish T-shirts celebrating the Earth Listener. Perfect for those who love listening and making a difference in the world.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Audio Books
'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'
"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."
Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!
Try me/try me/try me...
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.
It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.
Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.
How Glaciations Begin
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"
Clive Anderson
'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'
"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."
Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.
Psychiatrist with bartending diploma
Ozone layer claims another victim.
'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'
"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."
Cover story: Plant World.
Formula.
'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'
Save the Planet.
"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."
"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"
"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"
User friendly soil.
Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.
'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'
Caring for the planet
"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."
Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.
Earth Listener T-Shirts Collection
Earth Listener Mugs
Explore our collection of eco-friendly mugs perfect for EarthListeners who love starting their day with a meaningful brew.
Earth Listener Pillows
Find cozy pillows with eco-inspired designs that make a statement about caring for our planet.
Earth Listener Prints
Browse vibrant prints that inspire and celebrate environmentally conscious listening and action.