Wave Listener T-Shirts

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Can you quiet down a bit so I can hear the crashing of the ocean waves?'

Before we can bring you ocean sounds, our business office will bill you for wireless roaming charges.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I gotta be me!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Audio Books

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Coronavirus Waves

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Squirrel on the beach

Waiting for a turn to swim.

The next wave

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Dow's up!"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Cybergoth.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."