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It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Tree house.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

Squirrel on the beach

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"He's a keeper!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Polar bears