Wave Listener Prints

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Can you quiet down a bit so I can hear the crashing of the ocean waves?'

Before we can bring you ocean sounds, our business office will bill you for wireless roaming charges.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I gotta be me!"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Audio Books

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Coronavirus Waves

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Squirrel on the beach

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The next wave

"Dow's up!"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Clive Anderson

Cybergoth.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'