Salmon Seeker T-Shirts

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

The Salmon Man

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'When does salmon season start?!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The Salmon Fisherman

Towny Music Night.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I spy something blue."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

No Loitering

Lean beef

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."