Bedtime Fan Gifts

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

At the market

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Easter Bonnet

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"We moved here for the schools."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

News Wear World

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Spring Onion

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Bed & Breakfast

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'