Bed And Breakfast Fan Gifts

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Bed & Breakfast

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Now here's a place I like!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Dead & Breakfast.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"Death takes a personal day."

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'