Bed & Breakfast Fan Gifts

Dead & Breakfast.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Bed & Bagel'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I think we should each try other beers."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Napkin Cole

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Ducks on Trucks

Try our AMAZING Soups!

Bed & Breakfast

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'