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Dead & Breakfast.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Bed & Bagel'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Ducks on Trucks

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Bed & Breakfast

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'