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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Bed & Breakfast

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Now here's a place I like!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

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Dead & Breakfast.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'