Fire Alarm Fan Pillows

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Fire Assembly Point

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Donald Trump

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Boy, she has a new look."

Smoking Firemen.