Fire Safety Fan Pillows

'It's from my wife, she says, 'Bring water... teepee is on fire'...!'

"Henry's always on call!"

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

'And don't forget if we have a fire the Scotch is in this one.'

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Fire Assembly Point

'Oh they needed a light from you, did they? For the last time, don't ever play with matches!'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Smoking Firemen.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

Global warming and forest fires

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'