Fire Safety Fan Pillows

'It's from my wife, she says, 'Bring water... teepee is on fire'...!'

"Henry's always on call!"

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'And don't forget if we have a fire the Scotch is in this one.'

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Fire Assembly Point

'Oh they needed a light from you, did they? For the last time, don't ever play with matches!'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Smoking Firemen.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Global warming and forest fires

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

All Food Must Be Covered