Fire Symbolism Fan Gifts

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Two for Joy."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

Fire Assembly Point

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Smoking Firemen.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Global warming and forest fires

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'