First Road Trip Gifts

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Baby on Top

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Motor Tourism

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Family members!

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.